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Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in the United States lately:  Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida … Not me ~ I concentrate on solutions for the problems ~ it’s a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

ANY OTHER PROBLEMS YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO SOLVE TODAY?

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq … why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years and we’re not using it